🌊🌊 Cowabunga! 🌊🌊

The Sapphire and Aquamarine of newsletters is simultaneously doing the Cabbage Patch, the Running Man, the Worm, the Pony, and—of course—the Jackal.

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Let’s hear it for the girls! Yesterday, YOU elected: Texas’s first female governor in 30 years…South Carolina’s first Democratic senator since 1998—and she happens to be a single mother…the country’s first female Native American governor…half of team that makes Illinois the first state to send two women of color to the Senate…America’s first Black woman governor…AND…Ohio’s first woman governor. Kapow! 💙

Spreadnation!

Are you so excited to spend today reading about the latest celebrity superconnector, Monica Barbaro’s boyfriend, a “cuteservative”, and the latest on the undulating curve of the Fielder-Holmes “doc”? No??? Neither are we! While we wait for the final call on Mississippi (currently at a 43-vote swing in the Colom column)—lordy, wouldn’t that be the cherry on top—all we can do is meme scroll. Or, as one of our new favorite memes put it, hopescroll….

Love,

Rachel & Maggie

PS: While we’re here: White women, ya’ll just barely did the right thing. Do better.

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OK, on to the victory dances!