Archive - The Spread

Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh

The Camp North Star and Camp Mohawk of newsletters is fanning ourselves with faux Prada while rebooting our addled brains.

Jun 25 •

and

You're Never Too Old To Get Even

The salted cantaloupe and seedless watermelon of newsletters is bowing down to the GOAT and packing our therapist in our carry-on.

Jun 18 •

and

The Babe(s) and the Bathwater

The Miss Yvonne and Chairry of newsletters is contemplating life’s biggest questions and making a splash.

Jun 4 •

and

May 2025

Be There When We Feed the Tree

The Devon and Simone DeWitt of newsletters just sorted your summer plans and ostentatiously beats ChatGPT in the stories-of-the-week department.

May 29 •

and

Armageddon Ain’t Just a Ben Affleck Masterpiece

The Susie Bubble and Bryanboy of newsletters (HAHAHA) is so fresh, so clean, and so sticking to Wellbutrin.

May 21 •

and

Shake Your Moneymakers

The Jennifer Grey and Olivia Newton-John of newsletters is considering cohabiting and embracing our “codependence” with some fancy footwork.

May 15 •

and

The Conclave Begins

The Whoopi Goldberg and Sally Field of newsletters is back in the habit—and comin’ in hot from the West Village.

May 7 •

and

April 2025

Razzle-Dazzle 'Em

The Mary Sunshine and Mama Morton of newsletters reflects on the latest May-December power couple and a legendary female film critic who’s not Pauline…

Apr 30 •

and

The Drs. Doug Ross and Mark Greene of newsletters is soft-shoeing at lightning speed. Also: Free issue alert!

Apr 23 •

and

You Belong Among the Wildflowers

The Velveteen Rabbit and Little Bunny Foo Foo of newsletters considers calling it quits and reconsiders the early 2000s. Plus: Our nightstands get ready…

Apr 17 •

and

Time (with You) Is Our Religion

The Snooki and JWOWWW of newsletters is going media mad and trying to figure out how to keep our lash extensions on in space.

Apr 9 •

and

March 2025

Angel Is a Centerfold

The Sister Berthe and Sister Margaretta of newsletters welcomes you to the swine show. Plus: If you can't say something nice, come sit by us.

Mar 27 •

and

#nojs-banner { position: fixed; bottom: 0; left: 0; padding: 16px 16px 16px 32px; width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background: red; color: white; font-family: -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol"; font-size: 13px; line-height: 13px; } #nojs-banner a { color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please turn on JavaScript or unblock scripts