Archive - The Spread

That Swamp Princess Lifestyle

The Leslie Bibb and Kate Bohr of newsletters is revenge-sharpening our bob (and our nails) and taking big swings at C-sections, lit foursomes, and…

Jul 17 •

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DRUMROLL, PLEASE: IT’S THE SPREAD 100

The Coen Sisters and the Safdie Sisters of newsletters is counting down to Chinatown (except not actually *Chinatown*). Plus: Tyra Banks’s Karen cut…

Jul 9 •

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June 2025

Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh

The Camp North Star and Camp Mohawk of newsletters is fanning ourselves with faux Prada while rebooting our addled brains.

Jun 25 •

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You're Never Too Old To Get Even

The salted cantaloupe and seedless watermelon of newsletters is bowing down to the GOAT and packing our therapist in our carry-on.

Jun 18 •

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The Babe(s) and the Bathwater

The Miss Yvonne and Chairry of newsletters is contemplating life’s biggest questions and making a splash.

Jun 4 •

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May 2025

Be There When We Feed the Tree

The Devon and Simone DeWitt of newsletters just sorted your summer plans and ostentatiously beats ChatGPT in the stories-of-the-week department.

May 29 •

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Armageddon Ain’t Just a Ben Affleck Masterpiece

The Susie Bubble and Bryanboy of newsletters (HAHAHA) is so fresh, so clean, and so sticking to Wellbutrin.

May 21 •

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Shake Your Moneymakers

The Jennifer Grey and Olivia Newton-John of newsletters is considering cohabiting and embracing our “codependence” with some fancy footwork.

May 15 •

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The Conclave Begins

The Whoopi Goldberg and Sally Field of newsletters is back in the habit—and comin’ in hot from the West Village.

May 7 •

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April 2025

Razzle-Dazzle 'Em

The Mary Sunshine and Mama Morton of newsletters reflects on the latest May-December power couple and a legendary female film critic who’s not Pauline…

Apr 30 •

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The Drs. Doug Ross and Mark Greene of newsletters is soft-shoeing at lightning speed. Also: Free issue alert!

Apr 23 •

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You Belong Among the Wildflowers

The Velveteen Rabbit and Little Bunny Foo Foo of newsletters considers calling it quits and reconsiders the early 2000s. Plus: Our nightstands get ready…

Apr 17 •

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